MARKET IN SHAMBLES
$COOL ▼ −8.93%$COPE ▼ −12.46%$OOF ▼ −6.21%$REKT ▼ −24.08%$HODL ▼ −14.29%$YIKES ▼ −11.32%$BRUH ▼ −18.76%$NOPE ▼ −9.24%
↘ NOT STONKS®BAD NUMBERS. EXCELLENT SUIT.▼ PERMANENT BEAR MARKET
THE OFFICIAL FACE OF BUYING THE TOP

It’s all
downhill
from here.

Big dreams. Bad timing. Impeccable tailoring.
Some people see opportunity. He sees his portfolio.

NOT STONKS. NEVER WAS.
The worried Not Stonks character in a black suit and red tie, surrounded by falling stock prices and a giant red downward arrow.
FIG. 01 / THE ETERNAL BAGHOLDERCONFIDENCE: −99%
TODAY’S OUTLOOKSame as yesterday.
PORTFOLIOIn the red ↘
THE DIPHas a basement ↘
DRESS CODEStill business /